Hi all! I haven't been on much lately, to which I apologize for. I've been lurking offsite, and doing things (-gasp-) in real life. Yesterday was much the same, but instead of slumming around, I rallied with Cass (

) for an ultimate Omegle trolling run.
Basically for those of you who dont know, Omegle is a site that links you up with a random stranger to chat. The random stranger is usually innocent, but a lot of times theyre a 40 year old guy, looking for girls to do
things for them on webcam. Its pretty much the funniest thing ever to screw with them.
Here are some of the best conversations from last night. (Warning: Bad language everywhere.)
Stranger: hi
You: rainbows
Stranger: six ?
You: all of them
You: yeah respond to THAT anon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: No, I'm a dinosaur.
You: A velociraptor to be precise.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: webcam sex?
You: You know it!
You: /high fives
You: You know what else is good?
You: Good ole fashioned rapings!
You: Now, gtfo
Stranger: i dont know you
You: I know.
You: But I know you.
You: I'm God.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: yes
You: yes i was thinking about pedophilia
Stranger: ?
You: mhm
Stranger: how old are you??
You: old enough bby
You: old enough
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wat do u want
You: Two whoppers, no cheese.
You: A small coke.
You: And a small fries.
You: For here, please.
Stranger: ok freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey i'm a hot blond whore lookin to give a great blow job
You: How unfortunate.
Stranger: why this
You: Because it is illegal to be a whore.
Stranger: so i do it under the table
You: Literally?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: me gusta mucho pinatas
You: ariba!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hello. How are you. Usa or Uk!?
You: Australia, you insensitive mother fucker.
You have disconnected.
You: well then
Stranger: I am looking for John O' Callaghan.
You: he went that way
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: horny?
You: No, Chris Hansen.
You: Take a seat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sorry for the journal stretch everyone. ;; There some other great ones, but they were much too long sadly. See ya round~